Obbi
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| Player Info |
| Profile: CF |
| First Game: Viral Phallology(Unofficially)Phalla Royale(Officially) |
| Last Game: Phalla of the Dead |
| Phalla Career: 08/15/2007 - Present |
| Location: Alabama |
| Time Zone: Central |
| Other Stats |
| Mini Wins: 8 |
| Main Wins: 12 |
| Total Games: 54 |
Man! Screw this, I have to write my own danged biography? Who does that? Seriously? I bet he does that sorta thing.
Alright so, how's this work. I guess I gotta write in third person and what-not. Okay, I got this!
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History
Obbi's big entrance into the Phalla Community came when he was frequentin' his former popular place to lurk, Social Entropy++! A wild and crazy game took part hosted by a SE++ regular, Shankill Butcher. All of the cool kids were playin', and Obbi felt the need to try and fit in. Day 1 began, and votes were a flyin', Obbi didn't know what was goin' on! It was a strange experience, and felt that somethin' was wrong and he didn't get the memo on how to play. Narrations didn't help, so he kept on votin'.
He pushed for bandwagons, and managed to score one on a mafia member durin' the game. It was at that point, when the mafia themselves attempted to kill off Obbi, that the Host of the game realized somethin' quite troublin'.
Obbi never signed up for the game! You see, this was durin' a time where sign-ups were done in a separate thread, and Obbi wasn't aware of that. Everyone had a big laugh about it and ostracized him for his foolish mistake. He was never seen again.
Well, until Ardor sent him a PM askin' him to signup for his new-fangled style of Phalla. An interestin' take, by takin' out all the elements of a Phalla, he was a pioneer of Not-A-Phalla technologies! Obbi was thrilled, and headed off to Of Dice and Men (now known as "Critical Failures"). He promptly died on Day 2. Despite this, he has continued to play Phallas, as he continues towards his quest of social acceptance.
Characteristics
Obbi's notable characteristics is his strange way of spellin'. From time to time, another Phalla player will attempt to challenge Obbi's way of speech, but it is usually dismissed as "Obbi bein' a generally happy guy." Obbi tends to have a cheerful disposition towards his fellow players, and as a side-effect never generates grudges on other players. This does not stop other players from generatin' grudge points on Obbi, however. Coupled with his low HP and dodge, Obbi is an arguably unfavorable member to add to the party, because he cannot perform a Grudge Strike. Though once obtainin' the right class for him, his high accuracy can prove valuable durin' difficult battle sequences.
Controversy
Players have often voiced their concerns over Obbi's rather indeterminable incarnation in the forum. His avatar depicts a generic anime-lookin' human with a fish on top of its head. The fish strongly resembles the fish attached to the Legendary Japanese culture icon, Kikkoman. It is unknown whether Obbi is the human, or the fish above. When asked, Obbi is known to change his answer, causin' speculation over whether or not the two are actually battlin' over the personification of Obbi.
Others have voiced complaints about the smell Obbi generates, due to the fish's odor.
There has also been claims that Obbi has some connection to the guro manga artist, Shintaro Kago. Evidence supportin' this claim include the art for one of Kago's works, titled "Everything's Peaceful", showin' a nude, traumatized person with a carp on their head. Obbi has been on record to refute the claims, despite displayin' the cover and the title for his avatar at The PhalLounge.
Games Obbi Has Played In
Mains
- Unknown Armies
- Bioshock
- PhalLabyrinth
- Fire Emblem: Siege of Phallae
- Suikoden
- Temptation Island
- King of Phallaters
- Phallaman X
- PHALLANOIA!²
- Gumpy and Friends versus The Interesting 8
- Legend of the Red Dragon
- Viking Invasion
- Ultimate Phalla of Ultimate Destiny
- Innsmouth
- Captain Planet
- Romance of the Three Kingdoms
- Phallangband: A Roguelike Phalla
- Lord of the Rings
- Night Watch
- Phallastar Phallactica
- Super Smash Brothers
- Phallout
- World War I
- Transformers
- Fullmetal Alchemist
- Venture Bros
- Disgaea: Phalla of Darkness
- Phallagnarok
- Eternal Darkness
- Death Note
- PhalLOST
- Phalla Royale
Minis
- Cave Phalla
- Phalla of Oz: Newbie Phalla
- Ultimate Mini of Ultimate Destiny 1.5
- Pirates Are Excellent Liars
- The Ten Phallamandments
- Cube
- Gekkoukan High School
- Phallic Nebula
- The Phalla of Haruhi Suzumiya II
- Azumanga Daioh
- The Demon Phalla of Fleet Street
- AL•PHA•LLA (Five Alt Minis)
- Phalla Royale Mini
- The Land Before Time
- Stuck At Work
- Super Robot Mini
- My Little Phalla
- Hidden: Source
- Dexter
- Gremlins
- Teen Titans
- Warhammer 142098k
- PhallAwesome
- Monks on the Run
Games Obbi has Hosted
Games Obbi Plans to Host
- Disney/Kingdom Hearts/Terminator, emphasis on the slash - A title that is a work in progress(in that the title itself needs work), this phalla's theme was submitted by various other players when Obbi asked for any suggestions. The framework of the game is somewhat similar to the Night Watch Phalla, in that it is currently slated to be a faction game with multiple conditions and compatibilities for each player within a faction.
- Human Sacrifice Alice - A mini-phalla that has yet to be hosted, due to the required clearance to run. The Clearance required is to allow exception in regards to articles 6.3b and 2.2a of the Phalla Doctrine, in that controversial mechanics and time-spans are involved.
Comprehensive List of Grudges
As Obbi is unable to keep Grudges, there is no known List of Grudges for this character. Through an exploit, however, Obbi is able to perform a Grudge Strike on an enemy that is Grudged by another character in the party. [Citation Needed]
