Toxic Toys

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Toxic Toys
Player Info
Profile: Penny Arcade, PhalLounge
First Game: Phorum Phalla
Last Game: The one I'm in now
Phalla Career: 12-15-2007 - present
Location: Arizona
Time Zone: MST, Always
Other Stats
Mini Wins: I don't count wins
Main Wins: I play for the love of the game
Total Games: ????

Is an evil evil evil person, who should always be grudged forever and ever and ever and into eternity.

Alternately, he should have fan fic written about him.

Either way works.

If you want some tunes to jam to while playing a game, ask him. He knows. Proof: http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=74904

His love of music is only surpassed by his love of zombies. And dick moves.

He loves to win no matter who he screws over. When he's good, he's good. When he's evil, he's even better.

As a host he will make a mistake at least once a game.

He is often found playing drunk.

He had a small case Phatigue, a condition that happens when one plays in too many game at the same time and for a prolonged period. It causes one to "lose their shit" and "act like a child who throws a tantrum". Often with claims of quitting the game forever. He got over it.

Games Ran: Main: Phalla of the Dead/ Mini: The Mafia Comes to Jonesphallaburg/ The Zombie Survival Phalla/ Queen/ Phalla Mutant Ninja Turtles/ Slasher Phalla/ Mega Man/ Proto Man's Revenge/