Dice Roller
| Roller | Diplomaticus |
| Character | Diplomaticus |
| Campaign | The Void |
| Description | Throwing a motherfucking book at a motherfucking vampire so hard that it explodes while dynamite explodes in the background and I take a fucking swig of whiskey. |
| Results | 2d6-1: 5 [2d6=5, 1] |